Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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