I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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