By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
The air was thick with penises
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
