What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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