I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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