No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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