we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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