That's intense
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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