Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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