the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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