I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I currently don't understand fingers.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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