Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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