she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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