Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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