More tranny stories later!
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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