I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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