HIV tests are more positive than that guy
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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