whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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