Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Randomize
