out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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