dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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