when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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