Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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