i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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