You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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