I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Randomize
