I never want to see another naked old woman again.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
