If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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