I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
operation have a gay friend backfired
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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