Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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