She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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