that's an acceptable place to lick
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
