No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Operation Purity has been aborted
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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