My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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