You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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