i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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