you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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