I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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