We're like a lot better than the average bears
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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