so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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