p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i was born a porn star she said
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
you win again, gameday.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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