Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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