You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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