i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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