My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Randomize
