An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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