I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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