What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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