Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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