I smell stomach acid.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
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