She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you traded sex for a burrito?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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