I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm always down for nudity.
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